Random Mutterings #001

Where have I been?? Not blogging thats for sure, but fear not, here is my return ๐Ÿ™‚

Earlier today we went to Lidl and let me tell you, I’ve now officially seen it all! We were half way round the aisles, just next to the flapjacks and fairy cakes, where we were amazed to see two men on the floor hugging. No wait, they’re not hugging they’re fighting! Really! Rolling around on the floor, they’re both about 50 or even 60, but sure enough fighting, one on top of the other giving it fists.

Also, I’ve just been treated to a new Kate Moss advert, you know the ones where she turns to camera and says “Get the London look” I wonder if the advertiser realise that this makes me think “The London Look? Does she mean drug addled bitch? Keep it!”

I’ve had a pain in my left shoulder/neck for a couple of days. I think I slept funny and have trapped a nerve. I’m a little bit worried that since I woke up this morning I’m also experiencing numbness/pins and needles in 3 fingers on that side.

I’m interested to see that Smoking drivers risk prosecution. this is not just because I dont smoke any more, back when I did I never smoked and drived because I thought it wasnt safe.

Gwen Stefani on Ant & Dec, 6/10 not very good, perhaps she is jet-lagged.

Oh yes, while in LIDL I spotted this lady on a packet of ham

ย HamHat

What the heck has she got on her head? This is “Black Forest Ham” so maybe this is forest garb, perhaps she is smuggling apples out of the forest??

I was sure I would win Euromillions this week (as I have since it started) but didnt.

I’m still harvesting tomatoes and (thank you so much Carol Klein but you’re wrong!) not nearly ready to stop!

I finally watched Spiderman 3, lets just say I’m hoping they turn this trilogy into a quadrilogy!

OMG OMG did I mention I downloaded and watched the first epidode of the second series of Heroes? OMG OMG OMG Your gonna love it!! ๐Ÿ™‚

So, eerrrr, that’s my return to blogging, did you miss me?

4 Responses to Random Mutterings #001

  1. Laquet says:

    Fighting in Lidl? Because it was too cheap? Because … oh forget, what did you do? Did you get pictures?

  2. andy says:

    No picures sadly, Paul was all like “Come away, dont get involved etc etc” besides I ‘d already drawn a few odd looks while taking a photo of the ham lady ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. Ms Mac says:

    Andy, you know I think the sun shines out of you, right? But really, I just watched the first episode of the second series of Heroes and was bored to tears. I wish Nathan Petrelli had been blown to smithereens but I suppose it’s good that there’s no sign of that stupid Nicki/Jessica and her hangers-on who were surplus to requirements last year.

  4. Laquet says:

    Shame – and shame there was no video it would have benn fab on Youtube!

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