We heard a crash from the kitchen.
We both ran in to find the plastic lid from the blender had fallen from the draining board.
This is what we had heard clattering on the floor.
Paul said, “Oh god, its only that.”
I said “It must have got fed up and just tossed its self off.”
Sotto voce, I continued, “Which is not unusual in this house”
Oh, how we laughed.